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21 George Carlin Quotes On Government And Politics endobj % We're addicted to the attention, the likes, the validation. Garbage ingarbage out. Were fucked. Whatever happened WellWell he's about to find out! 192 0 obj endobj Our country is failing because the majority of the people are selfish. That's always a nice touch, American people. Ill let Carlin tell you what he thinks. "Political correctness is America's newest form of intolerance, and it is especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance. Carlin considered conservatives and Republicans the greedy, warmongering class in political ideologies. Then share it far and wide with the little green button. If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people and they get into office and screw everything up, well, you are responsible for what they have done. But here's the thing: social media isn't real life. His final HBO special, It's Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death. Im sure as soon as the election is over, your country will improve immediately. What a great idea. George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. Besides, environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet. George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doin' just fine. But the POLITICIANS, god bless them or something like that, they're are at their most entertaining when they're are in trouble.
Quote by George Carlin: "Now, there's one thing you might have noticed Some parents deserve respect. Whenever the issue of term limits comes up, I always tell people the only term limits I'm interested in would be to limit some of the terms used by politicians. Everyone experiences pain, of course. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author, and social critic. You have no right to complain. Yeah, right. Suddenly we're down to four. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now theyre coming for your Social Security money. I don't words that conceal reality. endobj Well, where do people think these politicians come from? The late George Carlin was a genius with words, a deft dasher of conventional logic, and a master observer (and master-baiter!) Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. The planet is fine. POLITICIAN:HE HASN'T RESPONDED TO MY INITIATIVE. Vodafone Ad. And term limits aint gunna do ya any good. Two reasons I dont vote. They don't fall out of the sky. Local elections, special elections, and mid-terms, especially. 0000008961 00000 n
Londons Heathrow Airport, November 7, 2018. Here's a transcript of a segment where he talks about it: "Social media, what a crock of shit that is. They dont want that! This legendary rant is even better when read. If you have selfish, ignorant citizensif you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youre gunna get selfish, ignorant leaders. They are irrelevant. Transcribed part of speech begins at 10.33, 13 May 1999, National Press Club, Washington DC, USA. Yeah the public sucks. Then youre just what theyre looking for. George Carlin: Dumb Americans. They're a digital petting zoo.
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So, next time you're scrolling through your feeds, ask yourself: 'Is this really connecting me with people, or is it just making me more disconnected and isolated?' George Carlin was one of the most well-known and beloved comedians of all time. The planet has been through a lot worse than us.
[Brain Droppings] | C-SPAN.org [masturbation gestures] It doesnt mean a fucking thing. Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". His parents split up when he was an infant because his . Sure, there's some good stuff on there, but it's mostly just people filming themselves doing stupid things and hoping to go viral.
Mr. GEORGE CARLIN: Here's another slogan you run into all the time "God Bless America." Once again, respectfully I say to myself what the (beep) does that mean. This is the best we can do folks. And it's not just that social media is a distraction from real life, it's also a way of creating a false sense of connection. THUS FAR, HE HASN'T RESPONDED.
Quote by George Carlin: "But there's a reason. There - Goodreads Nobody seems to care. George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?) 190 0 obj Then, as the controversy continues to heat up, he moves to his next level of complaint: POLITICIAN:THE WHOLE THING HAS BEEN BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION. Yes, all the words are quite impolite. "George Carlin" Scripts.com. Anthony Hopkins is a pantheist-Catholic-agnostic who believes strongly in God. But wheres the logic in that? Better yet, and more ironic, 'THEY TWISTED MY WORDS.' If you can afford a donation, it will help Speakola survive and prosper. Where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way? Then read it again. They're your 'likes'. They dont pass through a membrane from some other reality. Everyone's taking pictures of themselves, all the time. I just wanna put this behind me and that's an expression we hear a lot these days in all walks of lives. (LAUGHS), so instead they ADDRESS the PROBLEM (LAUGHS). So I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way: on election-day, I-STAY-HOME. Maybe two hundred thousand? Its called the American Dream,because you have to be asleep to believe it. THINGS ARE MOVING FASTER NOW, MISTAKES WERE MADE. In this paper, I examine George Carlin's stance on . George Carlin. xWnF}WDh%&^6F%&T{84e[A0@-3wUr-*l:, XF{HT+T0?LL q8"y1yY0LV"vQ|8:GwPBr,&]Qt7oz5n
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'Oh, I'm so exhausted from traveling all over Europe for the third time this year. Nobody cares. As I say, they're my work, they're my . "No child left behind. Here's a transcript of a segment where he talks about it: "Social media, what a crock of shit that is. It's like we're all living in a never-ending episode of MTV Cribs. "Forget the politicians.
User Clip: George Carlin - National Press Club May 19, 1999 'Look at me, I'm so happy and successful and loved!' It has to be the WHOLE THING. So, it may seem like stand-up comedy, but I suspect Carlin is deadly serious. George Carlin Politicians : Choosing Life or Death in Capitalist America.. George Carlin Politicians youtu.be. Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created, that I had nothing to do with. Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. That's the problem." "Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." " Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity ." "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
It's a Big Club, and You Ain't in It: George Carlin as Social and (LAUGHS) PROCEEDING. He missed this one. (LAUGHS). They don't fall out of the sky. 2023. They're your followers. I mean, have you ever looked at people's Facebook or Instagram profiles? If you have selfish ignorant citizens If you have selfish ignorant citizens, youre going to get selfish ignorant leaders. Watching the video and reading the transcript are, interestingly, two different experiences. We're all becoming like Goldfish, swimming around in our own little bowls, looking at the world through a curved piece of glass. And so, a long last after each has RESPONDED to the others INITIATIVES and each has REVIEWED the others RESPONSES and everyone has taken a POSITION made a JUDGMENT and offered a RECOMMENDATION. NOW they have to do something! A person who routinely spends his days torturing the language complains; POLITICIAN:THEY TWISTED MY WORDS. His political commentary was scathing and on par with any of the greats, Pryor, Chappelle, Bruce. Copyright 2017 iComedyTV.com. Everybody complains about politicians. You and I are not in the big club.